doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2013

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Dum-dee-do

When you are strolling down the street and you hum a little tune.

"Dum-dee-do," sang Bob as he walked down the street in his new satin pants.

by -A.Z. July 18, 2023

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Pau do Cardoso

Ancient legend still not known but everyone knows that is easier to find an alien

O pau do Cardoso é o respeito ao Uchôa, não existem

by Trab alhador February 22, 2017

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Doing a bamber

Predatory behaviour displayed by an older male towards a younger female.(The Bambi. A play on I would love to I bang her. Or an observation by another that someone is a wrong’un

Dave “Christ look at Andy over there he’s doing a Bamber.”
Alan “ if I was her dad he would be like Bambi’s mum”

Andrew, “ in my role I get the pick of the bambi’s and who I’m going to Bamber”
Abbo “ the only think you’ll get the pick of is the Letters P and the numbers 45 you sicko.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff October 7, 2023

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