woah shit

When you are completely tooken back and dumb founded.

Santaeya had me on some woah shit

by jonnemeoe July 30, 2016

Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

by JT Duke July 28, 2016

Shit sheets

Toilet paper.

We need to buy more shit sheets

by Wicked Mainah July 26, 2016

Handicap Shit

When the shit you just took was so massive that you loose feeling to your legs and it leaves you unable to walk or function correctly.

Richard: "When are you coming over?"

Dan: "It might be a while because I just took a handicap shit."

by Big J Fly July 26, 2016

shit with feet

A phrase generally used for one of your friends when referring to them for a variety of reasons.
A versatile phrase as well that can be used to describe a person that is a worthless, low life waste of good oxygen.

Matt you are such a fuck up you are basically nothing but shit with feet. Just kill yourself!

by Suck it miller June 24, 2016

shit canal

Shit canal; a euphamism for the anal cavity, or butthole. Some dudes like eating asshole. Call it a shit canal. They may see the error in their ways.

"Man, I thought it was nice eating booty. Until the shit canal opened the floodgates."

by Mitch the Sage May 18, 2016

friday shit

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.

"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016