Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010

Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.

1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.

by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017

one gentleman in a pantalona

masturbation

I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.

by good_t-boning October 21, 2020

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024

One direction

One direction is THE BEST BAND EVER, and they lied to ALL OF US US SAYING THEY WERE COMING BACK AFTER THEYRE 18 MONTHS HIATUS.
anyways one direction is consisted of, NIALL HORAN ( AKA NIGEL)
THEN WE HAVE LIAM PAYNE ( ALL PAYNE NO LIAM ), then there is LOUIS TOMLINSON ( TOMMO)
next, we have Louis man HARRY STYLES ( AKA HAROLD) THEN WE HAVE ZAYN MALIK AHHHHH and in the words of harry ( RINGO) AND OT4S SUCK GO LISTEN TO ZAYN HEHEHHEH LOVE HIM

WE HATE MANAGEMENT BTW HEHE AND SIMON COWBELL.

GO STREAM MADE IN THE A.M

GO STREAM FOUR

GO STREAM MIDNIGHT MEMORIES

GO STREAM UP ALL NIGHT

GO STREAM TAKE ME HOME

A; WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND

ME : ONE DIRECTION

A: BUT THEY BROKE UP
ME: SHUT UP CRUSTY MUSTY

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 4, 2021

One-taker

A scene in film, shot in one continuous take without any cuts interupting it.

Also known as: Oner

Sam Mendes' film 1917, had One-takers of 6 minutes. Roger Deakins sure did a good job on that one.

The film 1917 received an academy award for best cinematography. It's probably because of its long One-takers.

by MayoMannetje34 February 24, 2020