beer nuts

Beer getting spilled in your crotch area and it looks like you have pissed your pants.

"I'd go talk to her but john spilled his beer on me and gave me beer nuts."

by Matthew S December 9, 2008

Nutcysts

Cysts within the scrotum attached to the epididymas usuailly requiring surgical removal.

Don't talk to me about fucking Christmas! I've got a date with the sawbones mid December to have me nutcysts sorted!

by Doctor Crippen November 8, 2002

nutbud

Derived from nuttbnd, an acronym for "never used to talk, but now do". Used to describe someone that you knew ages ago, but didn't talk to until more recently, and have became good friends with.

Oh, she's one of my nutbuds. Amazing how we clicked when we din tok a single word to each other 10yrs b4!

by kwleow July 5, 2005

nutforter

A comforter covered in nut stains. evolved from CUMforter.

Go to Cambridge, MA and look at Mullens awesome nutforter.

by Hamaya September 5, 2005

nuttenbande

the word describes a pack or gang (bande) of prostitutes or hookers (nutten) banding together to go balls deep.

It is also used as a exclamation indicating great anger or irritation.

"did you see the girl going wild at that party yesterday? - yeah, pure nuttenbande, man!"

"nuttenbande! i fuckin' broke my leg!"

by Egon Eigensinn July 20, 2008

nutgetter

The person responsible for getting nuts.

Bill is the nutgetter, have him get a nut.

by horse brusher October 15, 2008

Nutsticle

A new word made up of nuts and testicle combined. Street slang with a smack of medical reference.

"Aw, nutsticle" or If you don't back off I am going to give your nutsticles an Oklaholma belt buckle!!

by ksnurse June 23, 2009