Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.

Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

by Steve Penis October 7, 2007

Put this pussy on your sideburns

When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.

Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.

by PokemoNTickleR December 10, 2009

Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

by Leif June 10, 2006

vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

National eating pussy day

On June 28th every year, go and get some pussy, and eat the pussy up good! Have her breathing heavy and body shaking!

Today is where eating pussy is allowed on national eating pussy day.

by James_____ June 24, 2019

bat shit and bull pussy

Slang terminology in Marine Corps boot camp in 1971 at MCRD San Diego. Used to express strong emotions or disagreement with someone else's comments or behavior.

As a recruit platoon begins to march but is out of step the D.I. shouts, " Bat shit and bull pussy, maggots. That is not how you march. Get on your knuckles. We'll p.t. until you get it right. " Physical training being knuckle pushups on the tarmac as disiplinary punishment.

by uncle sammy's misguided child December 12, 2009

Fuck left-tard pussys

Left tard pussys who have trump derangment syndrome, need to take their welfare leachin, beanie wearing, gender disphoria having, election cheating, cuties supporting, negative IQ asses back to California so we can build a wall around them.

Fuck left-tard pussys, I hope they suffocate in their masks.

by Abooky December 9, 2020