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Gut Nut

When you feel it in your gut that you are about to nut.
Dude, i just got a Gut Nut!
by Rick Lorson May 13, 2019
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Christmas Nut

When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.
Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.
by In your fridge December 11, 2019
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nut huggers

Skinny ass jeans that dudes wear these days its just a shame smfh
Nut huggers are skinny jeans
by old wizard November 30, 2013
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nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.
1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex
by artisplay September 16, 2023
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Off nut

The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol
Cor I am off nut.
by go_again October 24, 2020
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NUTS!

The origin of nuts came from General McAuliffe in world war 2 at the battle of the bulge in Belgium. In 1944 mid-December, a German commander requested the "honorable surrender" of General McAuliffe and his troops to which General McAuliffe sent the German commander just the word "NUTS!" which also means "go to hell."
To the U.S.A. Commander of the encircled town of Bastogne. "There is only one possibility to save the encircled U.S.A. Troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town."

To the German Commander: "NUTS!"
by cantinaguessedit April 30, 2022
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Gnocchi Nuts

The highest level of praise an individual can achieve
Mate, you are the gnocchi nuts

Get ya gnocchi's out mate
by Dbradez October 6, 2020
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