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Butter me Brown

A term used to describe when someone receives fecal matter (usually in liquid form) on their genitals or panniculus during or after anal sex.

Sometimes used as an exclamation after it happens.
"Hey babe I hope you 'butter me brown' tonight"

"Woah Michael!! You Buttered Me Brown!! Did you forget to douche??"
by Spicy Pudding August 18, 2025
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Kentucky Hot Brown

When you're at a horse track and you get diarrhea, so you run to the bathroom but clog every toilet with your steamy pile of dookie, so then you go outside to the porta john and explode that shit too.
I ate bad egg salad and I had a Kentucky Hot Brown.
by kentuckyhotbrown September 25, 2025
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Rhapsody in Brown

1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.

(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)

2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.

(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”

Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”

2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
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Working on the brown

Another way to explain you gotta take a shit, Alternatively use- you try to make hasbrowns
by Lord Erne October 25, 2025
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Going for brown

An act of a person shitting in a trophy and licking it
Im going for brown with that trophy!
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck January 2, 2026
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Pee gookie brown

Pee gookie brown is the definition for when she poo on the dih, when you do anal you’re dih will look like a gookie and it’s brown hence, “pee gookie brown.”
Yo bro last week I got traumatized after she pee gookie Browned my dih”
by Happy Day5 January 25, 2026
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