cock block master

a person, male or female, who has perfected the art of cock blocking

Ahhh shit, Stevie's here. He is a cock block master. No chance of hooking up tonight

by blaze bro 22 April 8, 2011

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Limited Edition Cock

Refers to a man's penis that is only available to a woman for a short period of time. The male subject with a limited edition cock can either be the initiator in the sexual relationship or simply a tool for the female's pleasure.

Example: Long distance relationships
Synonyms: Hoes in different area codes
Alternate pronunciation: Limited edition dick

Yo girl, you been seeing that man?
Nah, he my limited edition cock. He only here once a month.

by Sha-Real January 4, 2011

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Cock Craving Slut

A cock craving slut (or a CCS) is a woman (thus the slut) who has a huge craving for a cock to either jack, fuck or suck and always goes deep (search 'going deep' to find out the definition)

Some people have eating habits but these chicks are straight up crazy cock loving sluts. Good shit!

How was that chick from the other night?
She was a CCS, she went deep.

Went to some house the other day with a friend, seemed like there was alot of cock craving sluts there ay...
Maybe you went to a whore house.

by ErOR, Parker, LiNktO, Bling NZ February 12, 2010

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Oh my cock

Like "oh my god", only with cock.

Did you see that hottie? I was like " oh my cock!"

by Doc184 July 11, 2010

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Chuck norris cock

A cock that resembles the performance of a Chuck Norris action movie; a beastly cock.

1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.

2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock

by ChuckNorrisCOCK May 20, 2010

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Roundhouse Cock-Slap

Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.

My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.

by Germanicus Cockslapickus October 1, 2016

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