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cry baby pee pee bed wetter

Stupid kids that cry for every little thing. And when you call them a baby, they cry some more.
by Yukester December 20, 2007
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What time do legs open baby?

A cheesy pick up line guys ask girls, but most of the time the girls have nothing to say. The current answer is 10:16PM& 3:00AM.
Vinny: What time do legs open baby?
Lisa: 10:16PM, come see me then.
by arkcrash August 17, 2011
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Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)

Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.
I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo

Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work

I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole

You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend

Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya
by man oh mann October 7, 2009
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God I wanna hold a baby raccoon

when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly
God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am
by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022
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Hit me baby one more time

Girl: Hit me baby one more time!

Guy: Ok, whore, I'll hit you baby one more time.
by somebody457 March 23, 2011
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penguins taste like babies

Penguins, the symbol for the Linux operating system.

tastes like babies, tastes very fresh and good

A positive remark
by Anonymous January 17, 2003
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