cold one

A Icy Cold Beer

Hey man I'm having a cold one right now.

by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017

Nice one Wez

a compliment given to someone who does a kind gesture; Gestures include: Making a cuppa, and moving a bench.

"Here's a cuppa for yah James, maybe stop screaming because you're shit at video games"
"Yeah nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017

Not nice one Wez

when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home

"Where's Wez gone?"

"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"

"Not nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017

one legged shini

a person that would get a shotgun leg just to kill themselves faster

he will become a One Legged Shini rather than a pirate

by one legged shini June 30, 2017

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

tier one timmy

operator (telephone operator). a paratrooper who is fortunate enough to have fought with teams. totally earned a bronze star.

tier one Timmy is a name our XO invented.

by mostlikelytobethemahdi November 4, 2017

one knuckle buckle

When a pussy buckles from a one knuckle love tap!

Brina buckled from a slight graze from the one knuckle an hunches over red in the face wondering why no one ask if she's ok.(One knuckle buckle) small hit from one knuckle of the hand

by DRED April 19, 2018