by phat_dummy445 January 14, 2021
by A Schlatt Fan March 06, 2023
Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
by Dr. Who's that chick? December 17, 2023
A Jack Donnelly (probably Irish) would be pretty smart and humble. But all Jack Donnelly’s are tall athletic dudes who probably play basketball or volleyball. Overall they are nice guys and always fun at parties.
“hey who’s that dude who just dunked from the free throw line.”
“Oh, that’s Jack Donnelly, remember he was the one chugging the keg at the party a couple nights ago.”
“Oh, that’s Jack Donnelly, remember he was the one chugging the keg at the party a couple nights ago.”
by Ronald Camden October 07, 2021
"Yo dawg, that girl was dirty- she hooked me up with a Hungry Jack!"
"Naw, I don't want to bone, just give me a Hungry Jack and I'll get out of here."
"Naw, I don't want to bone, just give me a Hungry Jack and I'll get out of here."
by Rusty Tyrone March 16, 2017
by Hungry Jack in mouth May 20, 2022