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going dummy

a pick-up strategy for opening in which the man admits an absurd flaw and follows with an endearing request for acceptance (credit: Jeffy, RSD).
Going dummy opener: "hey. I'm fucking retarded.... Will you be my friend?"
by InDemand February 1, 2008
mugGet the going dummymug.

going into the woods

A girl who has not shaved for years
Bitch hasn't saved but I'm going into the woods.
by Jackerofmeat October 27, 2018
mugGet the going into the woodsmug.

I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.
Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
mugGet the I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucksmug.
When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!
Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.
by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020
mugGet the i am going to type your eyes off!mug.

go down the toilet

be completely lost or wasted; fail utterly.
"they didn't want to see their investment go down the toilet"
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
mugGet the go down the toiletmug.

Not going to do it

If you're crediting and paying my for my contributions...
Hym "Then, no, I'm not going to do it. YOU are literally the problem here. I told you this (what is happening to me) would be used as a means to steal my sucess or justify malfeasance... I was right. I don't have to allow that to happen. YOU do not have to allow that to happen BUUUUT it LOOKS LIKE... You are doing that... So, the surveillance and whoever's responsible for it or literally any random child. Not choosing the former IS choosing the latter. I'm not negotiating with you. This isn't happening in a vaccum. You are actively violating my rights. The sooner the breeders learn they are not more important than everyone the better things will be for everyone."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024
mugGet the Not going to do itmug.
"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
mugGet the You're not going to be able to take pride in-mug.

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