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Cunt Light

Sometimes you just feel like a cunt light. Specifically when thinking about a man named Ryan. Something you should not go back to ever.
Man I could really use a cunt light right now.
by bigballaAP November 29, 2021
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Cunt

A cunt is a person who is a bitch/pussy
Eathan is a cunt
by Hunter mills April 18, 2020
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cunt specialist

A person who concentrates and is highly skilled in dealing with total cunts.
Susan: I'm tired of dealing with Alice's bullshit, we should hire a cunt specialist to deal with people like her.
by 007dragon August 23, 2023
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plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"
Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.
by Azza1 January 22, 2015
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A cunt's picnic

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
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Cunt

A female who goes out of her way to be a bitch to others.
Rachel Ferrel is a cunt that no one likes.
by Youllseemeagain August 18, 2018
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Cunt

omg omg, I catched a cunt!
by Lonly_Lon December 5, 2019
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