Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.

Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.

by 0n10n October 27, 2023

Time waster

A time waster is a person who just spends there time being/doing useless thing while time just ticks by. One by one...... they will wast your time to.

1 Person-Hey do you have time?
2 person-To but-
1 person-Hey what is pi? Hey what's an i-pad? What is-
2 person-I have to go!
1 person-Answer me first! Please! I'll keep annoying you forever!
2 person-fine!

*6 hr later*
2 person- Cya! Time Waster! I waste 6 hr of my life answering dumb useless question for you! Don't come back to me! Ask someone else!
1 person-I didn't waste that person time....

by I_Love_Ninjago_.3. May 18, 2018

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.

Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.

by anonymous September 10, 2023

epik time

the only epik thing or smth joke definition . pls approve or i will get banned in 78 countries for warcrimes

epik guy: epik time

by dankest meme guy but honest January 31, 2024

V time

Virgin time

Ben: Yo bro are you down to game?
Steve: Yea bro i'm always on V time

by Filadelfia October 17, 2023

What About Quick Time Events

What About Quick Time Events

What About Quick Time Events

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Kuren Time

The act of when an individual can't or won't do the work, but, when enough pressure is applied shit gets done whether right or wrong.

He was assigned to finish an essay for his history class that he never attended. One hour before the class he said, "Fuck it" - Kuren Time

by Alex Tschoksy May 30, 2018