Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

cheese

The best thing ever.

me: yo bro u wanna eat cheese later
bob: bob
me: are you autistic
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

Cheese bread

The real mans grilled cheese

Last night Jaden made some cheese bread and his sister made grilled cheese

by Mr.5’12 February 23, 2020

Cheesed over

Used to describe something that is not working correctly.

Because I ran my car engine low on oil it stopped running. It's cheesed over and now I need a new car.

by JoeyBomm April 6, 2024

Cheese

An unintended solution to a puzzle in the game Portal 2.

He cheesed the map

This map is cheeseable

Wow that cheese was amazing

by Areng123 April 23, 2022

Big cheese

a nickname given to morgan worley for his love of cheese and egg sandwiches

Wow, big cheese loved my cheese and ham omelette last night after getting on the packet

by Sznfofna November 3, 2022