White Girl Yoga

Shape without content. The degradation of philosophy into gymnastics and of spiritual depth and perennial wisdom into an aesthetic cliché.

White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .

It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.

“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”

“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”

-“Hey, do you like my new top?

-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”

by Adam Andros December 24, 2020

taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.

Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."

by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011

20 highlighter girl

The girl with 20 different colors of highlighters. She is always super neat, and her class notes belong in the Louvre.

You don't need to be a 20 highlighter girl to do well in school.

by ConcordeBaptist May 20, 2023

Sig Delt Girl

A girl who has been hotter than you since 1917. These girls are the most respectable ladies out there. From campus to campus a Sig Delt girl is not your typical sorority girl, she is flawless inside and out and has standards unlike most greek letter obsessed girls:) When you see the letter's Sigma-Delta-Tau you can look up to the woman wearing them and be greeted with a warm smile :) Be careful though because her sisters ALWAYS have her back and their wittiness and class can trump ANY other sorority on campus!!If you receive a bid from STD consider yourself lucky.....you're about to join a superior standard of sisterhood. <3 peace.love.sdt

Did you see that girl, man?? Yea, she's an SDT" "I wish I got a bid from SDT :(" "Don't play with that girls heart, man, her sisters have her back, they're SDT's!" "Why is that girl so fine? OH because she's a sig delt girl." "At least she has class....DUH she's a sig delt girl!"

by gostate!92 December 7, 2010

Half Filipino girl

The hottest type of mix, especially when half filipino half white

Danng that Half Filipino girl is HOT

by THat sensation! February 8, 2008

big girl panties

an expression that is used to say "Grow Up, Move On and Be An Adult"

Linda was crying about Marie and how she was spreading gossip about her. I just told her, "Linda, it's time to put on your big girl panties and deal with it."

by Bubbe September 22, 2005

Ayaan(girl name)

Ayaan is usually a light skinned girl often from a somali descent. Some Ayaan's may be spelt with 2 a's but this one is very special. She is like no other girl you'll ever meet. Trust her and love her for who she really is. She is often intelligent and loving around others. Brown shining eyes, luscious lips, and the prettiest curve on her body...her smile. Who could ask for more?

Boy 1: Who is that girl?
Boy 2: No idea but she looks like an Ayaan(girl name)
Boy 1: Move it she's mine!
Boy 2:Hell no, imma put that ring on her finger before you!

Both rush to her

by crazyassbitchisaid May 30, 2013