jack ison

Absolute wanker

Ben was being a jack ison last night

by MyDadsABaldCunt November 28, 2016

jack bros

The only decent game Atlus has ever made

Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.

Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.

by Garfeldi April 24, 2022

Jack mcann

Jack mcann is commonly found around large masses of fresh water, such as the murry river, lake epolock, and other creek systems. Jack mcann has a very low vocabulary consisting of “what c u n t” “ehhh” and other annoying words or murmur's. As an introduced species if you ever see one of these disease ridden jacks crossing the street or stealing juice boxes from your house make sure to exterminate it with no mercy.

Jack mcann (rattling around your kitchen)
You (kills it swiftly with sauce pan)

by The dictionary him self April 21, 2022

Jack

Jack has a very large willy he’s extremely good at fifa his bumhole is very lovely hes very funny he likes apples and Asda cakes he masterbates to squirrels and shags 10s big up jack

Very big willy you have their jack

by Bigwillyjames January 26, 2019

Buttcrack Jack

Means, your crack is showing or you smell bad.

"Bye, Buttcrack Jack, fix my sink tomorrow".

by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017

jacking

NY slang for claiming somethings yours or somethings true

"that girl mine forever, I'm jacking her till I die"

"I heard you and Jake got active" "stop jacking that"

by iwannagts February 27, 2024

Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.

Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.

by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018