Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.

I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.

by ducksmauler February 3, 2023

Urban Dictionary

the worst dicktionary ever

the ohio butt tickling bandit says "Urban dictionary defines me all wrong"

by you riggity roo ha uncle February 5, 2023

Urban Dictionary is written by you

A line from Urban Dictionary whitch is above the define button

Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is written by you!
Someone: Ok

by mitrije13 February 6, 2023

urban bukakke

A bunch of Crack heads occupying one area of a city. Also known as skid row.

I was walking in Hollywood and saw urban bukakke everywhere!

by Ooh.rah. February 7, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The best dictionary on Google but was banned in schools.

Student: Hey! Why can't I use Urban Dictionary?
Teacher: Because 0.00000000000001% is corrupted, so we banned it.
Student: NOO!

by tbghfnghhjyhy February 11, 2023

Urban rizzonary

The hottest urban dictionary there is

This dictionary pulls many bitches. very urban rizzonary of you

by the one and only Adolf Rizzler February 11, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A place where coping losers go to portray their enemies/opponents as inferior by making false definitions.

Aha! I've redefined my high school bully as "a poo poo head" on Urban Dictionary! Seethe, Roger!

by Crimson03Ghost February 12, 2023