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Thunder-cunt

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable

There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.

The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.

Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*

Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
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When you really like to give oral sex to women.
When shithead wants to suck on the cats pussies he has cunt fever;.
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"Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent" on RuPaul's Drag Race. To look good, and carry yourself with pride and confidence.
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A variation of being fucked but instead you resort to saying cunt with an ED on the end
"Im being cunted here"
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A nice way of saying good bye.
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She is a cunt
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(1) Your enemy;
(2) Your friend.
e.g (1) (spoken of a friend): "Yeah, I know that cunt. Top bloke."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."
by MrReallyReal February 13, 2018
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