Monkey Sanchez

When you have mokeypox, you rub the rash and deploy it on your partner as you would for a dirty sanchez. After a couple of days, the rash will show thus completing the Monkey Sanchez.

Guy 1: “Dude, see Her rash? I just gave her the Monkey Sanchez!”
Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”

by TimKennedyFan69 June 20, 2022

Monkey dust

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit

Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank

by kenzf123 June 23, 2022

Monkey

An animal who eats banana, and it's a nasty creatures .

Australian guy : hello there mate!
Monkey: aaagh aaaaa ggghhh aaa hgggag aaaghha haahhahg

by Havard student June 25, 2022

Monkey tail

The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail

Yo I pooped in this chick's mouth and she gave me a monkey tail

by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022

Monkey

A hairy midget on steroids

You monkey

by Hanz_has_the_flammenwerfer June 27, 2022

Monkey tongue

Derogatory for African-American accent/dialect

Jamal: Bruh we bussin’ and shiet no cap
Jonathan: Mate stop talking in monkey tongue

by Zion1890 June 29, 2022

Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H

My girlfriend is a monkey Tuesday

by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022