by jeffiner the one and only September 20, 2021

So, your sitting at home. Watching porn and jerking yer Mickie, but then, your WHORE UNCLE comes in and gives you a quick blowie. You cum in his teeth gap and stick your 1 incher in his ear, in the end. Your whore uncle raped you!
by CumStainUncleShagger September 22, 2019

The great-great-great grandmother of every white Australian who traces their ancestry back to convict times.
"I'm a proud, true 5th generation Australian - my great-great-great grandfather was Cockney trash who'd cut your throat for a shilling and mated our family out of the syphilis ridden cleft of a tuppenny whore!" said the Prime Minister in Canberra.
"We so lucky you people came over recently to rule us," said Jackie-Jackie, "us blackfella was having a real existential crisis in self actualization before you YTs came." ("Tales of the Never-Never and other Aboriginal Regrets", Lance Writes Now, a TreatyNow! publication.)
"We so lucky you people came over recently to rule us," said Jackie-Jackie, "us blackfella was having a real existential crisis in self actualization before you YTs came." ("Tales of the Never-Never and other Aboriginal Regrets", Lance Writes Now, a TreatyNow! publication.)
by Gabbro September 10, 2023

its u.
by bytchgggvaiii January 12, 2023

by Erlkreb July 8, 2011

Someone who spreads their legs for anyone, no matter what the circumstances. probably stuck trying to be a teenager for life
by Savage_789 July 25, 2020

by Touni’s bestie April 24, 2022
