God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.

(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).

by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024

It’s hankin time, baby!

When it is time for the boys to get up to some mischievous activities and plundering.

Glen: My boy, are you ready to do some plundering?
Bob: Oh you bet I am!
Glen: It’s hankin time, baby!

by Lachyjack May 25, 2024

Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 27, 2024

Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.

“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”

by CM_0313 May 28, 2024

Wolf Time

When a furry wants to cuddle or do stuff with a anthro wolf.

"Wolf time?" Asked Addison hoping for a wolf to cuddle them.

by whyiseverythingtaken? February 11, 2024

EnKi Time(s)

defines any anti-semitic -or purely anti-jewish- moment or period in time.

Sumerian god EnKi -and his Orion/Aryan Order- is the source for all the EnKi Time(s) the Israelites had to live through

by kelamist February 12, 2024

The Wheel of Time

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.

"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.

by Jimmy, I like Murder. February 13, 2024