what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.

Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.

by buck.nasty December 22, 2020

Dun nut

To ejaculate

I’m about to dun nut Sabrina open your mouth

by will vickers 780 February 17, 2018

One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 08, 2025

Deez Nuts

Your family jewels

precision

Deez Nuts!!! ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah Ghottem

by Milked my family jewels September 04, 2018

cinnilla nut

milkshake flavor made at sheetz when you mix cinnimon hazelnut in a vanilla milkshake

take 2 creamers of cinnimon hazel nut
mix into 1 vanilla milkshake
put into machine
after it done consume

cinnilla nut milkshake
Try it pussy

by Masta Dragon Red January 19, 2006

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022