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Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.
I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.
by Jibber June 13, 2005
mugGet the Crumple the carrier bagmug.

Trick Bag

Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.

Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.
Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.
by Rob64Tampa September 23, 2020
mugGet the Trick Bagmug.

Dumps bag

Used most generally referencing using a lot of cocaine. As in dumping out the entire bag the drug comes in onto a table to divvy into lines
They party pretty hard, everyone dumps bag by the end of the night
by JohnDD July 16, 2021
mugGet the Dumps bagmug.

The Hoen Bag Way

A type of love that isn’t romantic or platonic. It’s simply too strong of a connection for words to describe. Only call it a Hoen Bag connection if you mean it.
We’re Hoen Bags. We’re Twin Hoen Bags, and we can’t even spend a day without each other. We care about each other in the Hoen Bag way.
by Kermitsrightankle July 18, 2021
mugGet the The Hoen Bag Waymug.

Reverse Wag Bag

Commiting a sexual act with a Wag Bag, deodorizer side out, as a condom in efforts to eliminate smells of painfully distasteful orifices.
"They were great, but there was some kind of infection. I had to Reverse Wag Bag them to make it tolerable."
by RealOutDoorDefs January 15, 2023
mugGet the Reverse Wag Bagmug.

Dyker bag

A bag that a dyke carries at all times which contains all her "special instruments"
Big Joan never forgets her dyker bag when she goes out on the town
by Errordelete86 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Dyker bagmug.

Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole
1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"
by Gocnitively pmiaired May 28, 2017
mugGet the Bag Fuckermug.

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