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Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
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Work wex

When your tired as fuck basically wrecked and not in a fuck up way but a tired as fuck way and now have to work a 8 hour shift with no pleasurable benefit of the night before.
Man for real fuck my life I could drive off a bridge I’m so fucking work wex but I just gotta learn to get over it.
by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019
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Da Works

Giving someone Da Works is when you remove, mute, block communications, file complaint and avoid the player on any gaiming system or in real life.
If you kill me one more time i'm going to give you Da Works.
by DoomedSoul16 October 9, 2011
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Work talker

Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.
So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.
by Wordsmith21 August 8, 2014
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Men at work

Slang for "I need cocks in my mouth"
commonly used by the LGBT community
Im gonna listen to some men at work now
by kajnowe9283 August 8, 2021
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Work Attack

work attack is when you're all relaxed and all of a sudden you start stressing out cus you think you have to work the next day and then you remember you have the day off
omg i just had a work attack, thank god i dont have to work tomorrow
by watopolous June 19, 2009
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Working For The Bank

Used to express one's feeling of Disillusion and disappointment at society, when the efforts your daily job and career are nothing but an ultimately pointless activity, that never benefits you as an individual, and only benefits the people higher up society's food chain, like bankers and corporations. A general feeling of bein sick and tired of the daily grind of jobs, working, and civilisation.
Wife: "How was it today in the office?"

husband:"Oh, I've just a long day working for the bank".

Wife: "That bad, huh? Don't worry. We have all times like that".

e.g. 2-

Recently guaduated student: "As the world stands now before me, I'm not sure if I really do want spend my life working for the bank".
by The Squarepusher May 4, 2011
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