Wizards 101

A stupid ass little kid game (10-5 Years old) Where you cant say slang or Curse. You play with Stupid ass cards and you can purchase gift cards that are a waste of money and get you a new fucking pet?! Really, get a real mother-Fucking pet.

Little Boy:"Hey, Have you played Wizards 101?"
Man:"Yea, That shit sucks donkey dick"

by A Idiot -> robert M. Thompson February 19, 2011

winard

A piece of shit that is very small and clings to your arsehole. Also known as a dingleberry.

Goddamn theres a winard hanging out of my ass -Rocks back and forward on the toilet-

by Misschloe August 15, 2006

Wetard

1.) Retarded term for a retard.
2.)Shows utter stupidity.

You be fugin wetard.

by Darnie March 31, 2003

wizard's council

when one receives oral pleasure (generally a male) while playing world of warcraft.

many a battle he had fought, the great wizard battle weary, so beneath his desk a wizard's council was held.

by aether_tron May 21, 2009

Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team

The Wizards blow

by 0000 October 20, 2003

The White Wizard Approaches

A phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol' chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one's day spectacular. A play off "Chronicles of Narnia" meant to be said with a British accent.

*With a British accent* "The White Wizard Approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and space, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation"

by MattHatt July 8, 2009

wiitard

Someone who plays wii all the time, and usually has never had any real exercise.

Person 1: "I try to lose weight by playing wii fit, is that enough?"

person 2 whispering to person 3: "wiitard >.>"

by hazalife January 24, 2010