Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.

No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!

by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 6, 2023

The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023

Wit

An abbreviation for the term for "witerally me" when seeing something relatable

I am wit batman as i need to protect gotham

by witasquid September 12, 2023

Kees de wit

Kees de Wit is the type of guy who can’t stop talking about the same objects. Especially talking about himself in a extremely boring way. Most Kees de Wits are also trying to be alpha male but 100% of the time that is an extreme failure. And last but not least all Kees de Wits are getting overpaid.

He talked so boring, he really pulled a Kees de Wit

by Hesselini November 22, 2021

Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong

"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"

by fred987 December 11, 2020

Wit

"wit" is the Scottish slang for what

"wit" ye lookin at ye fanny

by smithyc November 20, 2020