A religion that's losing more members than gaining.
JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.
The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.
They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.
They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.
It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.
Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.
The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.
The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.
They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.
They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.
It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.
Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.
The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.
Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
Get the Jehovah's Witnessesmug. A common introductory phrase treated like a colloquial expression for southern gentleman. The sentence is used within a casual, friendly conversation as the starter to checking in on someone, as well as genuine inquiry. The exact meaning often depends on the context, tone, and the regional or cultural slang where it's being used.
"Yo, what good wit it? You coming to weasel town?"
"Aye now—what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
"Aye now—what good wit it?"
"I hear Buddy Chum BLAH got some new music. What good wit it?"
by TiddleJohn December 8, 2024
Get the what good wit itmug. by DJ Dr Tha Truth March 13, 2023
Get the It's Over Witmug. A "C" note. Heard this expression once, many years ago, in Louisiana, believe it was a localized Creole slang. May have read it in the comments section of WorldStar Hip Hop web site.
I presume that "titty" refers to the extra zero a hundred dollar bill would have, that extra zero standing for a rough cartoon version of a female breast, nipple or areola.
I presume that "titty" refers to the extra zero a hundred dollar bill would have, that extra zero standing for a rough cartoon version of a female breast, nipple or areola.
Reverend Ike, admonishing his audience to give generously: "I don't want no twenty dollar bill! I don't want no fitty dollar bill either! Pull out that fitty wit a titty—a hundred dollar bill—that's what I want to see!
by MikeTmobile October 12, 2016
Get the Fitty wit a tittymug. Fawking wit ya is a term used by retarded English men to explain that they were just jolking with one of their mates.
by Knee-Grow united June 12, 2018
Get the Fawking Wit Yamug. a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)
"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"
"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"
"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013
Get the atheist witnessmug. Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”
Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”
Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”
Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”
Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”
Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
Get the Um, Leading the witness your honormug.