willy dance

to unzip trousers and hang knob out and proceed to slap willy up and down with hands in the air shouting yay yay
"paul proceeded to unzip and flop outside the pub and willy dance down the street"
by pacman1972 November 09, 2007
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Willy smoker

Guy 1: That bar looks good
Guy 2: Mate, you won't find any girls in there, it's full of Willy smokers
by Hizzle91 July 02, 2011
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Wiarton Willie

An albino groundhog who lived in Wiarton, Ontario, famed for prognosticating the end of winter on Groundhog Day. Found in an advanced state of decomposition in February of 1999, Wiarton Willie was was given a grand funeral wherein a plush toy stood in for his body. A replacement (Wee Willie) was later sought out, and a limited edition Beanie Baby was released. A statue of Willie, situated in a harbourside park in Wiarton, is said to look like an erect penis from the harbour. The entire history of Wiarton Willie is doused in oddity and shenanigans.
I went down to the harbour to see that statue of Wiarton Willie; yeah, I see what you're talking about.
by Feo2 July 10, 2010
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deaf willy

when a suave gentleman decides to fuck his girl in the ear and flood her ear with his man juice, thus leaving her temporarily deaf.
Ming gave Jennifer the deaf willy with his 3.54 inch dremel because she was not being obedient to his sexual desires.
by Ali R. August 29, 2006
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Willy Wonka

The act of using song and/or dance to persuade one to do something.
Kobe: Man, that bitch just don't listen. I had to Willy Wonka her ass just to get some chicken.
by kobedoinwork October 18, 2009
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Silly Willy

This is when a guy is getting head from a girl, and right before he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and sticks his wet dick in the girls ear and then blows his load in it.
Jack pulled out of Jill's mouth and gave her a Silly Willy.
by Sean January 21, 2005
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Shotgun Willy

(v.) To shotgun a beer whilst urinating. Most commonly done amongst a group of two or more friends. The Shotgun Willy is a great and new way to shotgun a beer and is a symbol of freedom and American ingenuity. In originated in a Pasadena backyard in the early summer of 2009.
Look at those guys Shotgun Willying over there, that is AWESOME!

or to be used int he past
The last thing I remember was doing a Shotgun Willy before waking up face down wearing only cowboy boots and a big sombrero.
by -Surfdog June 08, 2009
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