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Lad warming 

The acceptance of a male into a group of males. This usually involves the group getting together and boozing (preferably keeping female contact to a minimum). The warmers must ensure the warmer gets to a relatively high level of intoxication so as to ensure a proper temperature is gained.

Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.
"hey dude are you going round the girl's to pre drink"

"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"
Lad warming by Joeyboy69 October 11, 2011
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poor man’s hand warmer 

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.
My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

NoCo Neck Warmer 

Northern Colorado Mullet- Business in the Front, Party in the Back

Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.
1. "Damn bro, that's a nice NoCo Neck Warmer you got there."

2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"

Alaskan Pipe Warmer 

Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.
Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!

Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!

She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
Alaskan Pipe Warmer by richEK January 16, 2011
Used to describe someone who is obviously gay, but chooses to disguise this part of himself by getting belligerently drunk, and going to Ireland.
That guy Warmsox is a total homo.
warmsox by Julious Cesear June 28, 2006

Warmenist 

A made-up word used by people who purport to be climate change 'skeptics' (all while missing the point of skepticism is not to mindlessly debate, but rather make informed decisions based on available information) to describe anyone who claims to assert a relative degree of confidence that climate change is credible as a theory and is happening.

Conveniently, the term also serves the purpose of demonstrating the users contempt for language, in addition to scientific consensus.
If men are from Mars and women from Venus, generally speaking, then the Crikey.com.au people and their fellow warmenists are from a dark planet way outside our or indeed any solar system.
Warmenist by tfair May 10, 2011