Five guys locked in a room, they all start having a fight, every man for themselves. First one to get knocked out, gets raped by the other 4 guys. The process repeats itself until one man walks out, asshole untouched. This man is referred to as the Turkish Tussler.
Me and my work colleagues participated in a “Turkish Tussle” and I walked out alive, crowned as “The Turkish Tussler”. Balls de-spunked ready to go again.
by The fiddler May 19, 2025
Get the Turkish Tussle mug.When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.
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Get the Turkish Turtlehead mug.War cry of Bangladeshis who claim themselves to be ancestors of Ottomans, and dream of capturing Kolkata (capital of West Bengal) within 4 days and Delhi and rest of India a few days later using their naval fleet, consisting of steel containers that can be used to swim on floods, and their all in one land+air weaponry, consisting of a paper rocket put on a rickshaw as a part of their own Ghazwa E Hind mission. Unfortunately, they themselves end up begging for treatment from hospitals in the very country they want to capture.
Bangladeshi rickshaw puller : "Listen you randians, We are full Turkish blood. We will carry out Ghazwa E Hind and make you kaafir idolator gaumutra drinker Hindus convert to our peaceful religion, else make your women our Ghanimah
Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"
by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi June 7, 2025
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What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
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Get the Turkish Dance mug.Her first job out of highschool she answered an add to be an enetertainer on a cruise ship and she ended up being the main attraction at some random turkish saloon for about 3 months until she died.
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Get the Turkish Saloon mug.I feel so bad for the Turkish quandale dingle, he didn’t deserve the blue tie boy to take away his spotlight.
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