Duh, Big Red Truck!! 

To poke fun at someone for stating something outright obvious

Situation: Person putting his hand on a hot stove burner after being told that it was hot...

1: Hey man, don't touch the stove, it's hot.
2: Crap that's hot!!
1: Duh, Big Red Truck!!

Duh, Big Red Truck!! by ~t October 6, 2004

Tard Truck 

Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.

I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.

Tard Truck by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009

texas truck skiing 

When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.

Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me

texas truck skiing by The Prospect December 11, 2013

Mack Truck Mamories

A term for above average large breasts. Band sizes larger than 36 and Cup sizes well past F (DDD). Usually cannot buy bras from traditional stores and must custom order or have imported. Cup sizes can range from G to O usually.

You see I’m a 40L, I have a very uncommon bra size. I can’t just send my Mack Truck Mamories out to every guy who smiles at me...

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

Mack Truck Mamories by LilyDeflower February 5, 2021

2 Wheeled Dump Truck 

the act of placing one's testicles into the anus of a female; essentially an anal tea bagging.

The bitch was so freaky she asked for a 2 wheeled dump truck!

2 Wheeled Dump Truck by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005

Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.

My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.

Mexican Tow Truck by briguy360 March 8, 2010

Asian Food Truck 

When you are fucking a girl and she starts screaming unintelligibly to give it to her harder, but she’s so out of her mind that she just sounds like an Asian lady at a food truck screaming “give me order!”

How was it last night man? You get lucky? Man that girl was a freak, it was a like a stop at the Asian Food Truck.

Asian Food Truck by Boltesian October 10, 2015