Pulling Tongues

When a turd is poking out of your brown eye.

"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, I'm pulling tongues here!"

by Jurat May 25, 2009

Postle Tongue

The ability or individual with the ability to communicate with serpents.

In "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" Harry Potter discovers that he is a (or has a) Postle Tongue when he communicates with a snake at a zoo. Although he does not "know" that he is until his later events and findings when enrolled in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

by UrbanDefiner69 August 22, 2012

Ice tongue

The effect from chewing on mint gum, then drinking any fluid, which will feel so cold, it feels like you're drinking liquid nitrogen.

Ice tongue

by Interactive November 6, 2009

Pearl Tongue

A Pearl Tongue is what a lady has after accepting semen in her mouth.

Man, this girl is so fine, after she blew me, I let her give me the pearl tongue.

or

I be in love like a motherfucker and lickin' the pearl tongue.

by Obamanation April 10, 2008

Tongue Depresser

Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.

onos my tongue is now depressed

by Delaney February 20, 2004

piddling tongue

to blow raspberry/poke your tongue out in a playful manner.

Dude piddled his tongue at Chick when she called him a loser for being so passionate about knitting.

Dude was most unimpressed, but saw the funny side none the less.

Chick laughed at the piddling tongue.

by Spacebook 1 April 12, 2011

Squeeze tongue

The act of attempting to poo with such effort that all facial control is lost. This normally results in extreme contortion of the facial expressions and rapid flapping of the tongue inside the mouth.

Hector had eaten so much food, when he tried to evacuate his bowels he needed to use so much effort that he had a serious case of squeeze tongue. His tongue continued to spasm in his mouth for days after. This was some serious squeeze tongue aftermath.

by Graphcommbanter November 2, 2013