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yoga toe

when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps
her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog
by kaoz January 5, 2013
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purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually
Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks
by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011
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squeaky toe

When you finger a girl with your big toe right after she has douched, thus leaving your toe squeaky clean and smelling like Garden Flowers or Original Scent.
Friend #1: How was your date with Jessica last night?

Friend #2: It was great! I was playing video games so all I could do is finger her with my toes.

Friend#1: WHOA! Did she give you a squeaky toe?

Friend #2: Mountain Pine scent!

Friend #1: Lucky!!
by LukasKares August 29, 2017
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MOE TOE

Another version of the moose knuckle or plum smuggler.
Monty sure had his Moe Toe out today
by darbre2 July 29, 2010
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TOE FRO

Toe fro is a fro (afro) of hairs of your toes...
Woooh look at danz toes! they look so 80s ! Hes got the toe fro from narm!!
by Slim amie July 14, 2015
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toe nits

It is a play on the wording, comes from the term "no tits" but now you can tell your boys whats up without the lady having a clue that you've noticed her weakness.
Yo, check out that honey over there, she got toe nits!!
by FISH November 6, 2004
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Toe-booger

(tōˈboŏgər); noun. The greyish-black substance that amasses between the appendages of a human foot; an accumulation of sweat residue, debris, and/or sock lint that releases an unpleasant odor.
His feet smell terrible! He must have a lot of toe-boogers.
by toebooger May 6, 2012
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