cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master

by Random perosn February 26, 2019

Sinking ship

AFC Solihull

Sort it out Jamie, this clubs a sinking ship

by Hunty88 April 8, 2023

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

ships without meaning

Typically when fandoms ship characters for no reason other then that they can.

Also a good song by Oneohtrix Point Never

Did you hear about the ship between the main character and that one side character?

Yeah, but I don’t really care. It’s just more ships without meaning.

by WHITE2570 September 27, 2023

rowrow ship

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

by QuacksO August 11, 2024

Dip ship

Dip ship is a word you can use to mess around with your friends. It means “dip shit”

Jimmy:Hey Jonny!

Jonny:What?
Jimmy:your a dip ship XD

by That one weird furry UwU December 6, 2019