A mythological internet being that lives under an internet bridge. Loves to hunt for innocent netizens.
Common tactics: antagonizing other netizens by posting racist or offensive comments
Weakness: being outwitted or unable to antagonize others
Common tactics: antagonizing other netizens by posting racist or offensive comments
Weakness: being outwitted or unable to antagonize others
All internet trolls troll.
by boredasf1231100 October 17, 2014
A person whose sole purpose in life is to seek out people to argue with on the internet over extremely trivial issues. Such arguments can happen on blogs, Facebook, Myspace and a host of others.
The best thing you can do to fight an internet troll is to not answer..or report them.
The best thing you can do to fight an internet troll is to not answer..or report them.
"God, Jeromy won't stop posting about Larry's bad spelling in that conversation."
"Yeah, I know, what a Internet Troll."
"Yeah, I know, what a Internet Troll."
by Person#98765 June 21, 2009
The thick set bloke who stands in the gents in London clubs and passes you paper towels and squirts you soap, then stands looking disapproving until you give him a handful of pound coins.
by KHD December 26, 2004
A typically grumpy person known most commonly for ruining someone's good mood, or crashing someone's party, or being an overall unpleasant person to be around. Could also be used to refer to an inanimate object, or a boring task.
Synonyms would include: Party-crasher, wet blanket, drag, etc.
Synonyms would include: Party-crasher, wet blanket, drag, etc.
"Don't be such a bridge troll." "Mr. Henderson is such a bride troll." "Filing paper work can be such a bride troll." "Why must my slow computer be such a bride troll??"
by moldEcow July 31, 2021
A telephone game played for general amusement. After the bets are made a phone number is found to one of any restaurants, diners, bars etc. that is located in one of the many Podunk towns in the Southern United States. When the phone has been answered, the caller in his best Southern drawl asks if his buddy "Bubba" is there on the premises. If a Redneck with the name Bubba indeed comes to the phone, the caller wins!
Trolling for Bubba player: "Say there! Would my buddy Bubba happen to be there eatin' breakfast this mornin?"
Waitress: "Should he be?"
Trolling for Bubba player: "Yes indeed Ma'am - we were out possum huntin' til 3 this morning, and he always has breakfast there in the corner booth!"
Waitress: (Yelling) "Bubba! Someone wants you on the phone!" "Here he comes....."
Trolling for Bubba player: "Score!!"
Waitress: "Should he be?"
Trolling for Bubba player: "Yes indeed Ma'am - we were out possum huntin' til 3 this morning, and he always has breakfast there in the corner booth!"
Waitress: (Yelling) "Bubba! Someone wants you on the phone!" "Here he comes....."
Trolling for Bubba player: "Score!!"
by Nedster November 06, 2007
A lovely creepy who has a habit of hiding under beds. However no one minds finding her under there bed since she is the most beautiful, nicest, smartest, funniest, most thoughtful, Indian goddess ever who i love.
i was scared last night there was something under my bed.
Your lucky it was probably a maya troll, i wish i had a maya troll living under my bed
Your lucky it was probably a maya troll, i wish i had a maya troll living under my bed
by yourworstnightmear87 February 16, 2010
A forum troll is someone who actively watches a forum. Not to be confused with a lurker, or just a forum frequenter, the troll annoys, pesters, and generally insults any thread they open.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."
-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."
2.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."
-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.
-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."
2.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."
-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.
by Ashent June 27, 2006