plop a few pounds

When you need to drop a few pounds by having a big dump.
This happens when you've:
1) Just had a big meal
2) Been constipated and need to let one rip
3) Been out all night and don't trust public toilets
John: Ahh man I was out all night and the public toilets were disgusting so when I got home I had to plop a few pounds.

Mat: Dude that's disgusting !!
by g-fortress March 27, 2009
Get the plop a few pounds mug.

laughing off the pounds

Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds
The video of a dancing cat was so funny that I felt as if I had lost ten pounds after laughing at it, so I sent it to my friend who replied LOP (laughing off the pounds), indicating that she felt the same as I about the dancing cat video.
by Unicornfucker6969 February 07, 2018
Get the laughing off the pounds mug.

Cunt pound word

a noun which is used for pounding cunts
by scottyontop October 04, 2011
Get the Cunt pound word mug.

300 pound club

Pertaining to a class of weightlifter who succesfully lifts a sum of 300 or more pounds either at-once or cumulatively. Typically, a high school football player is awarded a special patch signifying their entry into the club upon lifting this weight.
Fernando bench pressed 320 pounds and recieved his 300 Pound Club patch.
by S. G. February 20, 2006
Get the 300 pound club mug.

Goulash pounding Pit

Goulash pounding Pit, the area of sloppy soggy cabbage skin between the bumhole & genital area formally known as the gooch. The pit is often optimized at peak performance by a very small smock that offers a variety of blobby jobbly maneuvers such as the half packed pickle punch.
Wow I got this goulash pounding pit photo sent to me the other day from Julian and it was that messy it looked like a bashed cabbage!
by Smock Snorkel July 17, 2019
Get the Goulash pounding Pit mug.

eighty pound oreck

when companion is mounted doggie style on floor lifting the legs in an inverted position, such as a wheel-barrow: and companions face is rubbed across the floor such as a vacuum
She's has rug burn because I gave her the eighty pound oreck.
by ashliekat24 April 02, 2010
Get the eighty pound oreck mug.