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goon june

the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.
john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”

connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”

john: “show your goon face
by gooner692607 May 15, 2025
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James Charles Flicker Goon

The James Charles Flicker Goon technique, originally created by James Charles, is an act where you swing your penis around some pile of makeup, it doesn't require to have any specific type of makeup to successfully do the James Charles Flicker Goon technique. It can cause nut blast up to 10 meters long, around 150 MPH (200KMPH).
James Charles is an expert at the James Charles Flicker Goon technique.
by James Charles gooner master February 17, 2025
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Filthy goon

A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.
That kid is such a filthy goon.

He's the filthiest of goons.
by 6969 July 18, 2016
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goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)
"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"
by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024
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Goon

A synonym for vagina.

A large marble.
Ay I’ve been chasing to much goon in the club and not enough fishing.
by Beeves November 14, 2022
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Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.
Bro you'r so goon fed
by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017
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Moon Gooning

The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.
Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!
by Tyronerny November 14, 2023
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