Evan the Weeb may use body pillows, eat ramen and cornhole a bunch of anime models. Best avoided at all costs.
by Apple Greg May 11, 2020
Get the Evan the Weebmug. 
One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have Bima Evans in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think he is Bima Evans."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
"I think he is Bima Evans."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
by usernamexxx February 3, 2020
Get the Bima Evansmug. Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
by mr.appleman April 10, 2021
Get the Evan Halpennymug. Normally small around 5ft4, tends to like men, obsessed with army related things including cadets even tho he’s a pussy, usually retarded, nickname tank coz he’s built like one.
by TANK EVAND November 12, 2019
Get the Rhys Evansmug. 
Every decade or so, a new voice emerges that is transcendent, timeless. For this new decade, one of those voices will no doubt be that of Ebony Evans. With her high-powered, yet sweet, soulful style, the Harlem , Georgia native had already achieved feats that are reserved for most young singers’ dreams. Coming from a rich heritage of music , Ebony Evans was introduced to the world by the Godfather of Soul, James Brown, and signed to his label at the age of 12 in 1992. Beginning with the former national talent show, Star Search, Ebony Evans nabbed a much-deserved perfect 4 star rating for her unforgettable performance of Chaka Khan's "Sweet Thing" at the age of 14. In 1999, she was a featured soloist on the Grammy nominated Georgia Mass Choir album: Georgia Mass Choir Present Youth for Christ: "Higher".
For her sophomore album "You Did It All" Ebony and legendary Philadelphia producer Manny Campbell went in to create album that built on that brand and sound. With over 50 years in the business producing classic soul and jazz music for artist such as ,The Rotations, Nu-Rons, Tearra, Teeah Louise , Joe Chambers, Tomorrows Wish and others. The blending of original 'Philly Soul' sounds and feel with a fresh young voice would prove to be classic.
For her sophomore album "You Did It All" Ebony and legendary Philadelphia producer Manny Campbell went in to create album that built on that brand and sound. With over 50 years in the business producing classic soul and jazz music for artist such as ,The Rotations, Nu-Rons, Tearra, Teeah Louise , Joe Chambers, Tomorrows Wish and others. The blending of original 'Philly Soul' sounds and feel with a fresh young voice would prove to be classic.
by Emandolynn Music September 22, 2011
Get the Ebony Evansmug.