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Thot Armor

The common tattoo placement seen on most thots, usually large cursive writing or a full-color sacred heart piece on the neck and chest area, similar writing and coverage on the forearms and/or torso (usually around the ribs), with the most significant tattoo placement directly upon the gentialia, usually as a ram's skull, or increasingly a filagree leafing or an octopus.

Thot armor is so-called in that it's predictable style and placement is usually dictated by every place Uncle Dave touched them when they were 8.

Women wearing thot armor should be approached with caution, as they will be great in bed and at parties, but a nightmare in almost any other setting.

An active and ongoing archive of thot armor can be seen on the suicidegirls website, as well as Instagram.
"Whoa, that chick with the pink hair is hot! I want to go talk to her."

"Careful, bro. She's covered in thot armor. I can read her 'Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo from here!"
by Jif Hannigan December 7, 2018
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Thot

An abbreviation for ‘thanks a lot’. As many people may instantly believe it means ‘that hoe over there’ it has actually been ‘thanks a lot’ for decades of time. Just a short simple way to say thank you
Annika: Hey Penelope, what do you think of my new dress??
Penelope: Omg Annika you look absolutely gorgeous!
Annika: omg THOT Penelope!
by RealThotQueen December 22, 2018
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Thot Tots

Big Jugs on a fat guy that is a thot.
Bruh that guy has Thot Tots.
by Guy with Thot Tots January 24, 2019
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Thotatron

A level 3 thot. She will do anything to do in order to get in bed with anyone she pleases. She's very charismatic and usually shows more skin than a regular thot.
You dating a thotatron my guy.
by Gmiller512 March 9, 2019
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thot chop

When sexual actions occur between the male and his partner while he has his penis climaxing in their throat in the midst of a horizontal throat chop.
“Duuude I totally thot chopped her last night and it was the best!”
“Hey don’t do that or I’ll thot chop you!”
by John Atkinson May 21, 2019
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Thot Trotters

Adidas Superstars, the one shoe that is collectively worn by all of the thots. If you see these shoes, you know they're a thot.
Look at (Enter Name Here) with her new Thot Trotters! She’s such a Thot.
by Stimul8UrSenses June 22, 2019
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THOT

litteraly me irl, like omgglkgbawlwag - You know you want my premium snap chat! like babe, its $20, get a job you peach of shit.
you: OMGGLSPDFWDG, thats that THOT Big Ding Ding
Big Ding Ding: YEE
by BigDingDing June 27, 2019
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