by goodbøy October 13, 2020
Get the Parkermug. A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...
by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016
Get the Parker Redlonmug. when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021
Get the Peter Parkermug. A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
Get the Parkermug. A sexy girl who has no friends
by Litfamokay September 20, 2016
Get the Jessica parkermug. 
