Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.
by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. by ChickenButt2 April 14, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. kevin is a guy that totally sucks massive dick at all sports and his head flops around like a fuckin retard when he runs. he consumes massive amounts of dollar general and pizza sticks giving him the power to perform ultra gay activities with his epileptic dog also he thinks he can fight but even his trans-sexual brother can beat him up.he tries to compare himself to his awesome friends like wyatt and mack who get more pussy than he could ever imagine,but he really just has a bowl cut and cries every time anyone calls him fat which is the truth because he is like 200 pounds over weight he is known to most people as a poor ass or a kev-jizz he likes to tell people he plays basket ball really good but he actually sucks dick really good just ask Sheldon his fagget accomplice in the gay arts also known to us total bad asses as a shell-douche and there was this kid named austan but we wont get into that ,lets just say he was an even bigger fag until kevins ass swollowed him. he is also know to like cereal boxes ALOTTTTT !!!!!!!!!
by that guy over there October 6, 2012
Get the kevinmug. by The Qwesome June 11, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is super cool and likes annie more
Plus he really likes bananas most people believe he likes them more than annie and theyre right
Plus he really likes bananas most people believe he likes them more than annie and theyre right
Wow kevin really does like annie more than annie likes kevin Which is proven to be true because he wasted his time doing this
by Incognitum August 21, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. a person who is dirty, smells of BO, or never takes a shower. a follower, a jocker, a person with no friends.
a lame person in general
a lame person in general
by sam hepworth and madison (goober) June 21, 2008
Get the a kevinmug.