Crank lord

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well

Daniel is the crank lord at my school

by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023

Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.

I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!

by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023

coochie crank

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.

That coochie crank is awkward as hell.

by DeerWatson August 10, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy

I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag

by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022