Badger link

a Wisconsin site for dumb dumbs

badger link helped me get not dumb dumb

by freakity dumb dumb January 16, 2020

Badger

Can also be a meth addict but is a great friend. Likes video games. Brandon Mayhew.

Badger: "Yo Jesse, you got any meth"
Jesse: "nah, Bi*ch."

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Stink Badger

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole

Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.

by Wolfballz July 24, 2025

Ellie Badger

Ellie Badger is a world class girl, she really does light up every room she walks into. If you have an Ellie Badger then hold onto this girl. She makes an amazing cup of tea, Ellie Badger can be quite over baring but that’s why all of her friends adore her, she loves her family and would do anything for them, don’t mess with Ellie Badger’s family and friends! She is kind hearted and has an amazing sense of humour. Not to mention her beauty and dazzling looks. Hold onto her, trust me.

Girl 1: Ellie Badger is here!

Girl 2: Oh wow where? I love that girl!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.

“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Badger

Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).

Badger doesn’t have standards after midnight

by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021

Badger

A female who strips naked and gyrates to music to gain attention from males.

Strewth, look at that badger go!
Why? She's almost got my attention.

by Luci the Kat May 26, 2020