Lewis wood (AKA The Man With A Massive Knob is from Chester le street (Durham) and he gets a lot of females
by Dylan barnett August 26, 2022
Get the Lewis woodmug. The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.
Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.
by Orionnoir March 29, 2020
Get the prepper's woodmug. When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.
Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?
Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!
by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020
Get the Wood Bummermug. he is a hot boy that everyone likes and will most likely make it to the MLS. And it is easy for him to take your girl and fuck her
by Kenneth Woods February 13, 2018
Get the kenneth woodsmug. by LiftWeightDoMuayThai December 17, 2010
Get the Spark this woodmug. by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020
Get the alfie woodmug. 