The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.
Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!
by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023
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db wit a db

Dope Boy wit a Duffle Bag. Popularized by the greatest rapper alive, Lil Wayne in the "Duffle Bag Boy" Remix Remix.
Im a db wit a db... Dope Boy wit a Duffle Bag
by Ricky Ross February 28, 2008
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That's whats witted!!!

That is smart or that is a good idea!!!
You at the shoe store about to by one pair of J's but they got a sell for buy one get one half off. So, your homie tells you to take the sell. You respond by saying "That's whats witted!!! Good lookin."
by theone# April 15, 2011
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Wit Bull

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.
He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!
by Chefspam March 11, 2017
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youtube wit

Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.

These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.

Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.
"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86

Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."

The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.
by Cacciaguida February 20, 2016
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i'll scrap wit u

when some fool wants some
Look m9 u want sum?
i'll scrap wit u
by DanteFires March 22, 2015
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Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.
I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!
by jrpgkin April 14, 2022
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