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spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off
yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!
by banky11 October 11, 2006
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Spider Man

When a man, or woman, fingers a girl using his middle and ring finger. This makes the same shape "spider man uses to squirt his webs".
"Last night i pulled a "Spider Man" on this chick, i had her cuming in 2mins."
by Bo Ornelas January 19, 2008
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Spider-fingers

Term used to describe the motion of fingers while flying across the fret-board of a guitar. In a particular style of playing it almost looks like spider legs jumping around the fret board, thus creating "Spider-fingers".
"dude, look at Richs' spider-fingers!!, shred it up!!"
by Rich St.Pierre April 12, 2008
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spider webbing

To saran wrap a room in a fashion resembling that of a spider web. When complete, lines of shaving cream are put on each strand of saran wrap to give it that silky look, which would also make it more of a pain to clean up.
Spider webbing is always a good way to get back at a fellow college student.
by Tanzola October 13, 2011
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Clock Spider

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According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
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ROCK SPIDER

Ancient term for idiot south african dutchman who cant drive,fight,drink and score hot chicks.if brains were dynamite,they wouldn't have enough to blow the hats off their heads.
jasper is so dumb,he reminds me of a rock spider
by evil flying legend October 15, 2010
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Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008
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