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pillow biter

A man in jail who is forced to bite a pillow during anal intercourse with another man for the sake of lowering the noise level thereby preserving the heterosexual appearance of the initiator of anal intercourse (who is usually a more physically superior male).
Gerry is now my bitch and bites the pillow all the time!

I need to give that guy some cigarettes so that he won't make me a pillow biter.
by smirn_dogg December 5, 2011
mugGet the pillow bitermug.

Pillow Face

When someone has drunk vast quantities of alcohol, especially red wine, the previous evening and they wake up with a swollen and bloated face, you might say they had a pillow face. Note: the swollen face can only be achieved after many years of prolonged and daily drinking.
Rory woke up one morning after a heavy night on the red wine - and the rest - and looked in the mirror and was shocked by the state of his swollen pillow face, he seemed like a feline stranger even to himself!
by Rory Lafferty November 16, 2007
mugGet the Pillow Facemug.

retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.
"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."
by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014
mugGet the retard pillowmug.

vagina pillow

Wow these vagina pillows are super absorbent!
by Jeg February 14, 2014
mugGet the vagina pillowmug.

Pillow pet

A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations
I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over
by NurseBawseLady August 9, 2019
mugGet the Pillow petmug.

Pillow soft

A pussy ass mother fucker. Dude is weak as hell and can't hang anymore.

Can also be applied to females.

Symptoms of being pillow soft include suggesting going to sleep in the middle of drinking, constant caking up, adding y's that don't belong in words.
Michael is the most pillow soft person I know

Michael has gone pillow soft on us recently.
by Fbrya May 7, 2017
mugGet the Pillow softmug.

poon pillow

when a chubby or overweight girl has a little too much fat in her panties but makes for a good pillow after eating her out
'dude! did you eat out that fat chick last night?'
'yeah man, but it took so much effort i had to rest on her poon pillow for awhile..'
by octopriapus August 20, 2011
mugGet the poon pillowmug.

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