Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

by Martybj September 22, 2023

The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smashing Pumpkins are an American Alternative rock band originating from Chicago. The band was formed in 1988 with Billy Corgan as the frontman, guitarist and the primary composer, D'arcy Wretzky as the Bass Guitarist and Jimmy Chamberlin as the drummer. A pretty fucking good band back in the day and I wish I wad alive during the time they were mainstream, but sadly I was born in 2004.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is the most kick ass album released by The Smashing Pumpkins

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

pumpkin

the most supernatural of fruits.

guy 1 "aaaaaah its a monster "
guy 2 "no its a pumpkin

by bobby cran-jerry bill October 24, 2017

Donny Pumpkin Head

A asshole who is sadly the US president

Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech

Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist

by baller ass productions June 6, 2018

pumpkined

To run through a corridor with haste (generally a corridor near a library) and exclaim ‘Pumpkin’ with high volume.

Yesterday he pumpkined the library

by De’aths Boyfriend x March 15, 2024

Pumpkin

The act of spanking a child.

My kids wouldn’t quit misbehaving so I had to pumpkin them.

by AMTNate September 12, 2018

Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season

Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night

by Donkehlover October 17, 2016