That Long John

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

Long-Evo

Long-Evo is a word to describe something that is long term with a possibility of something good evolving from the situation. It can also have meaning if someone is gone for a large amount of time, we then say 'He has been gone long evo!' It can also be used in this form: 'I am going on a cruise that is so long evo.'

'Did you tell your parents about last night?'
'No, they have been gone long-evo.'

also:
'I think that my relationship will be long-evo.'

by Salynnasith April 30, 2009

long-barn

An alcoholic beverage consisting of water and grey goose. Add ins include chests, also known as nuun electrolyte tablets.
The name comes from the grey consistency similar to that of the long barn in fortnites battle royal map at “risky reels”

Let me get a “long-barn”

Or
I’ll have a “long-barn” with a chest

by Billy674 July 15, 2018

long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....

i am long slanking the onions

by madsmom714 March 19, 2010

long it off

'long it off' means to laugh something off.

person 1 - shall we meet Kevin?

person 2 - nah, long it off. Kevin is a prick.

Don't got to asda, long it off mate.

by bagel eater March 26, 2016

long-baller

A guy who has one of his testicles hanging significantly lower than the other one.

"One of that guys balls is like 4 inches lower than the other one."
"He must be a long-baller."

by Chasay Machews April 28, 2007

Long noodle

Another word for the Chinese restaurant, The Great wall. Can be used to describe any Chinese restaurant that serves Lo mein noodles.

Rachel: "Hey, heff what are you doing? Do you wanna go to long noodle with me? I'm starving!"
Wendy: "Yeah, me too! Lemme get my shit together."

by Wen* January 31, 2009